EMS quote of the day competition

[Fred]

<JermBob> fuck women are stressful to be with

+1

[Fred]

He's on a roll!

<JermBob> my 2400w drop saw loves my virgin non plugged ears

[Fred]

[09:09] <masterkorp> 2nd we are getting to the point that we will discover laptops again
[09:10] <masterkorp> "we invented a new device, its based on a tabelt but we gave it a keyboard and a pointer, its called a laptop"

[Fred]

This one had me in stitches, NOTHING to do with EMS tech, at all. From an IRL associate? An internet best friend? Someone random on the street I overheard? I can't say, sorry.

lesbo teasing - there's a great joy in that if done right
I've dating some bis and had close lesbian friends
They generally take the guyish prodding better
so to speak
And they shoot back equally as hard
not sure if there's a pun in that or not

Jesus! ROFL, so funny.

Fred.

[Dan]

ROFL!

[Fred]

[05:45] <@simis> I turned her on to latex, she loves it

:-)

[Fred]

^ I swear 'to' was a typo from 'with'.

More anon:

him: do you know of a cheap place to get tent caps ( the ones that are usually expensive )
me: what is a "tent cap"
him: titanium capacitor
me tantalum?
him: yeah

[Dan]

gotta get me some of those 'titanium' capacitors!

[Fred]

[16:57] <@simis> The lottery is a tax on people who are bad at math.

ROFL

[Fred]

[07:04] <@simis> I'll be keeping my SU, in a box.

LOL