EMS quote of the day competition

[Fred]

As part of the sign up procedure I have this field you can put something in :

Anti Spam: Hi, due to a large volume of spam, please fill out this with a short sentence or two about why you want to sign up. Bots will fill it with viagra adverts and will be easy to recognise. Thanks for your patience.

And got this as a response, I thought some others may appreciate it for a laugh :-)

This isn't spam, but I do want to make your size bigger (project involvement size) and would like to learn from the smart people around here.

Fred.

[Fred]

A certain member of this site that I highly respect knows exactly what this quote refers to :

"Maybe the dog inspired me?" a friend of mine said after viewing one video and two pictures taken in the above mentioned members house just before giving his missus a cuddle! :-)

Fred.

Edit:

[Fred]

A gem, here : "as it depreciates it's not worth as much anyway"

[Fred]

When discussing current FreeEMS plans and past learning and dev:

"that is the right way to do it. Get lots of input, research and choose a way and stick to it"
"just like they did it on the MSefi forum..."

No sarcasm there... Very funny!

[Fred]

"If you actually want to use your engine you'd better leave this site and go to those foul capitalists DIYautotune.com because you aren't welcome here."

I can't say who said this, but I whole heartedly agree! :-)

Fred.

[Fred]

"(21:39:06) XYZ: Fred was right. fuck that B&G code."

A ms user that had some issues with his wideband not working! After simply loading ms2extra it instantly worked. Surprise surprise surprise.

Fred.

[Fred]

RTFM? What do you mean by that? Is that a website or forum to get code from?

[Fred]

when you ran the maf on the MS2\3 did you have two map sensors already attached?

[Fred]

The Solenoid Frequency is the pulse width that is used to control the solenoid, this will need to be experimented with to get your system to react best to the controller.

OK, so the frequency is the pulse width, and time is money? Hmmmm...

[Fred]

man...I'm repairing an instrument cluster from this M635CSi and the pcb is so rotten that I need to do so many jumper wires that it's starting to look like my MS1...

LOL :-)