Bizarre.Matt J, Toyota Mechanic
1399 Satisfied Customers
Automotive Warranty Claim Administrator for SouthEast Toyota Dealers
Pearl Wilson, Toyota Mechanic's Assistant: Welcome! What's going on with your Toyota?
You: Are you real?
Pearl Wilson, Toyota Mechanic's Assistant: No. I'm the Toyota Mechanic's Assistant.
You: If you're not real, why do you have the name "Pearl Wilson"
Pearl Wilson, Toyota Mechanic's Assistant: What is the model/year of your Toyota?
You: KP62 drop hatch
Pearl Wilson, Toyota Mechanic's Assistant: What year is your Toyota?
You: I told you
Pearl Wilson, Toyota Mechanic's Assistant: Are you fixing your vehicle yourself? What have you tried so far?
You: No, modifying it. What do you drive? SSD or spinning platter?
Pearl Wilson, Toyota Mechanic's Assistant: Anything else you want the mechanic to know before I connect you?
You: I'm a programmer and I knew you were a bot from the start. That's all :-p
Pearl Wilson, Toyota Mechanic's Assistant: Will the headlights turn on? Is the battery fully charged?
You: LOL, wot?
Pearl Wilson, Toyota Mechanic's Assistant: OK. Got it. I'm sending you to a secure page on JustAnswer so you can place the $5 fully-refundable deposit now. While you're filling out that form, I'll tell the Toyota Mechanic about your situation and then connect you two.
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