EMS quote of the day competition

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"Just a quick update: my ECU now has fuel pump relay control and this makes it a true standalone"

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"On the 12th day of NZ my true love gave to me, 12 little ducklings, 11 types of insects, 10 degrees timing, 9 lives for living, 8 itchy eye balls, 7 holes in dad's leg, 6 minutes sufferring , 5 minutes driving, 4 pieces of fresh snapper , 3 to share the house with, 2 gigs data cap, and a hotel in the driveway."



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[03:40] <AiToR51> haha, diesel is for trucks, tractors and heaters :P

And Ibizas and Volvo wagons! :-)
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anon, 2014 "if it’s not sequential, it’s junk"

Ignorance is bliss :-) This is right up there with "sequential makes no difference", and equally untrue.
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I'm all for any other ECU other than megasquirt, just because megasquirt source code is **** and makes me angry

seriously, reading that code is like jerking off via a beehive full of bees.
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(06:21:59) TekniQue: 16:11:24 < masterkorp> or just buy a stainless steel wire, and use the c25/75 mix i have
(06:22:06) TekniQue: flux core for the win
(06:22:06) ***TekniQue runs
(06:22:57) TekniQue is now known as fred_cooke
(06:23:00) masterkorp: flux core is decent for a month
(06:23:02) fred_cooke: I second that, flux core is the best
(06:23:06) fred_cooke is now known as TekniQue

ROFLed at this this morning! :-)
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Rotaries are like women.

Gotta warm up before you thrash them, otherwise they scream for a bit then break down.
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hentai wrote:You know I figured that the intake piping pre turbo [he meant throttle] would fill up with pressure before the intake manifold does
I was right, interesting to see the difference at part throttle
Still being in vacuum in the intake manifold while makin boost in the intake piping.

eg 80 KPA MAP, 130 KPA pre throttle body
ROFL, hentai discovers the purpose of a throttle plate! :-D
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If it isn't broken, it doesn't have enough features.
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