The Official Who's Next Discussion Thread!

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Sorry to hear about your manly muscly chest giving you pain. Get well/strong/tough soon.
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My current predictions:
  • Sean will start writing a series of new apps just to piss Fred off, all while secretly maintaining a hidden repository with completed, hardened, releases of his ongoing projects. This way, nothing's visibly 100% and he can pick and choose when to build up or stretch Fred's confidence. The R1 is yet another pawn in this twisted game.
  • I'll short out my Hilux's electrical system so as to have two dead vehicles, but only after also shorting out my Jaguar A3 board while testing sensor inputs during a bleary-eyed 2AM fit of insomnia.
  • With the increasingly oppressive atmosphere of Preston's office weighing down on him and the Lev8n becoming less of a reality, he'll turn up in the local news after having slapped a "FreeEMS" sticker on the Lev8n's windshield before pushing it down a steep embankment and crashing it through his boss' office window. Since this will be done during insane work hours, he'll include them as time-and-a-half on his timesheet.
  • Daniel will get the Supra fixed up and rewired for FreeEMS, but will miss the next engine ranking in order to rebuild his molotov MS1 far in advance of MegaMeet 2013 so he can throw it on stage during the keynote speech. Every attending MS vehicle will be consumed by the spreading inferno.
  • Fred's FreeEMSed SECRETSQUIRREL will reveal to all his ongoing inability to mate electronics with tree rodents.
  • HOTCAT will show turn up in numerous kitty porn/furry memes (using the same name), but his actual whereabouts will remain a mystery.
  • John "I<3MT" Tramp, Craig, and Dan will combine forces and vehicles to form one glorious metal beast that fucks and sleeps for long hours, though absent of any FreeEMS firmware.
  • "Mystery men on skype" turn out not to be good, but rather, violent, sociopathic, and bloodthirsty. Their ETA's now expected to last months while their reign of ungoodness terrorizes the populace.
  • Andy will continue his life of extreme narcotic/stimulant usage and crank out the 'stang...along with 5 other vehicles. Much of this will be a result of self-administered transfusions using chilled vials of blood from his imprisoned twin brother no one knew existed. This way he'll pass random drug tests at the office while also improving his red blood cell count for the continuous all-nighters.
Congrats, Andy.

-Jeff
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Nate Silver rated Jeff's predictions at 96.3% probability of correctness.
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ToxicGumbo wrote:
  • John "I<3MT" Tramp, Craig, and Dan will combine forces and vehicles to form one glorious metal beast that fucks and sleeps for long hours, though absent of any FreeEMS firmware.
Aftermath of this machine's activity:

http://i.imgur.com/lD1gN.jpg
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Here is the before shot. http://goo.gl/maps/DMGUu
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I need a Jaguar. Here's the official request. PM to Andy sent.

Turbo conversion matching T3 T4.
  • * milzy
    * Need to find a turbo that fits the oval shape of the throttle body or need to replace it
    * I have the exhaust crossmember that will make the turbo spin.
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to be custom exhaust
to be custom exhaust
throttle body.gif
oval shaped throttle body? hmm probably should go
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{url: andrewgauger.com, skype: andrgaug, email: andg@andrewgauger.com, car: 25, fb: facebook.com/DonatoArrighi, github: andg.github.io, assets:https://s3.amazonaws.com/3400}
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I know something that none of you know! Well, except one of you! :-) It's now less than 24 hours until 21 engines! :-)

I'm looking forward to the new thread in this section around that exact time.

EDIT: viewtopic.php?f=55&t=2145

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ToxicGumbo wrote:My current predictions:

[*]John "I<3MT" Tramp, Craig, and Dan will combine forces and vehicles to form one glorious metal beast that fucks and sleeps for long hours, though absent of any FreeEMS firmware.

-Jeff
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Dan! John! Get round my place sharpish!
Bring a welder, bring a shotgun, bring the beer.
I'll bring the carburetor ;)
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ROFL! :-P
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Dan wrote:ROFL! :-P
Bet both you and your humourous friend are 25+ :-p

But I have a hunch one who's next. Another Finland car if I guess right.

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