Well, don't be too jealous! The guy turned out to be a dishonest bastard. An Asian dude, and not the first I've had trouble with, either. Genuine kiwis almost never give much trouble :-( Anyway, told me 9-6 pickup, so I was ready to leave for 430, to arrive at 5, with an hour to inspect and load into the car before the 6 cut off. 4pm, phone rings, he's got an appointment from 5 till 6. On and off and on and off, tells me to go and his mechanic will be there. I show up about 530 after leaving at 5, and start to look at the engine:
- Top sprayed with clear laquer, including over top of ex pipes, made me wonder if it was silver sprayed black, but it was actually a black
- broken plastic covers around the cam belt in various ways
- two inlet valves (one in 1 one in 3) were rusted as if it'd had water in there
- Described as "very clean" on the auction, this thing was typically JDM dirty
- Wrong thread bolt used to attach to engine stand, part of block ripped out as a result
- Could not rotate bottom end by hand with plugs in
- Removed plugs, still couldn't
- Used a ratchet to turn it stiffly around with quite a bit of force
- Still couldn't move it by hand... that's not right... rusted bore(s)?
- Low kms claimed, no proof of this at all... ok, but... given the apparent condition, no
So I offered him 300 as is with high risk of worthlessness, or he could relist it for some other smuck to buy. His reply? "Let me teach you a little lesson about contract law" tried to make me feel guilty about not taking it, failed. Replied that it did not fit the decription on the auction. Told me he could have his lawyer dog me for it, and I'd have to pay the fees, too. "You'll be hearing from my lawyer" he said. Good luck, I grabbed some photos of some of the damaged parts.
Cooling system seemed legit, though, not rusted or anything like that. Not much use when it's nearly siezed, however...
To go with this apparently "very clean" bottom end, I bought another "smokey" blacktop complete with flywheel etc for 500 in the city this car is in. It can bring home its own new heart. Going to take a look at another one tomorrow, too. If that goes cheap enough, I'll nab it as well. Otherwise I'll keep an eye out for a good long block and if I don't find one in time, I'll ring, seals and bearings the smokey one.
Really killed my mood tonight, though. Bad enough to not bring home the thing I thought I had in the bag. Even worse to be threatened with legal action for backing out of a sale of something described as "very clean" only to find out it was fucked. Bleh.
Fred.