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Re: EMS quote of the day competition

Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2014 9:01 am
by Fred
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LOL :-)

Re: EMS quote of the day competition

Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2014 11:31 am
by Fred
rotary owners are mostly munting cunts
there is the odd serious automotive enthusiast but for the most part they are all serial masturbaters that have exchanged hand shandies for a rotary engine.
LOL, harsh, but possibly fair? Time will tell. I know one wanker rotary owner and two good bastards. But having been to the rotary drags one weekend, I'd say my stats are skewed.

Re: EMS quote of the day competition

Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2014 10:51 pm
by Fred
What exactly does a wideband O2 sensor measure? Is it AFR or is it 'lambda'?
Oh dear.

Re: EMS quote of the day competition

Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2014 11:46 pm
by Fred
Sean Schatzi Reddish wrote:No such thing as torque, infinite or otherwise, at zero RPM. 0 = 0
Utter fail...

EDIT:
Fred wrote:Sean, go back to school.
Sean Schatzi Reddish wrote:I think you should... Never will you have torque at zero RPM.
Sean Schatzi Reddish wrote:2torque noun
Definition of TORQUE

1
: a force that produces or tends to produce rotation or torsion <an automobile engine delivers torque to the drive shaft>; also : a measure of the effectiveness of such a force that consists of the product of the force and the perpendicular distance from the line of action of the force to the axis of rotation
2
: a turning or twisting force
Sean Schatzi Reddish wrote:^ Per Webster's dictionary. There has to be rotation (RPM- a measure of rotation) to have a force of torque. Zero rotation = zero torque. Try again.
Fred wrote:Again, you need to take physics 101. FWIW, I knew what torque meant long before I obtained my BSc Torque is a force (as your definition points out), in a rotational direction. Nothing more, nor less.

Re: EMS quote of the day competition

Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2015 7:56 pm
by Fred
(04:28:50) Matthijs309: I build shizzl myself
(04:28:57) Matthijs309: it is a dark art

^ This made me laugh. Context probably helped... :-)

Re: EMS quote of the day competition

Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2015 9:47 am
by Fred
(20:59:09) Quan-Time: IM BACK BABY
(20:59:11) Quan-Time: i have internets again
(21:43:26) Quan-Time left the room (quit: Ping timeout: 250 seconds).

:-D

Re: EMS quote of the day competition

Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2015 1:44 pm
by Fred
A man from a flat country said this: 2nd April (01:42:11) Maybe I should just do what I'm paid to do; writing some C instead of pondering about dog dicks

Re: EMS quote of the day competition

Posted: Tue May 12, 2015 9:59 pm
by ToxicGumbo
But dude, you need to live every day. Shagging is part of that, but so are other things.
Tinkering is a core part of a man's soul.
Tinker daily, or peril awaits you.

Re: EMS quote of the day competition

Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2015 10:25 am
by Fred
13th August 2015: "I've also given up on the concept of a dream job. If I got to do what I wanted I'd drink whiskey, and pet puppies all day."

This made me laugh, quite a lot. Wise words.

Re: EMS quote of the day competition

Posted: Mon Aug 31, 2015 8:10 pm
by ToxicGumbo
To get a good setup from a MS board you do random shit
To get a good setup from a Jaguar, you do sensible shit.
Doing stupid shit with a MS will fuck you more than it will with a Jaguar
Scraped from IRC.

-Jeff