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em_knaps wrote:
i have to work with this guy >
"Q: how old are you? A: I own 4 houses."

LOL, particularly at this one :-)

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Tue Mar 11, 2008 11:16 am
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(20:49:27) Daniel em knaps: just been for a 4x4
(20:49:47) Fred: where?
(20:49:58) em_knaps: cemetary
(20:50:08) em_knaps: bloody headstones are a bitch tho
(20:50:43) em_knaps: bullbar sorts them out tho


LOL

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Tue Mar 25, 2008 8:58 am
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From someone running MS2Extra :
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I was thinking more about cranking and startup and the impact on the wheel decoder
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I'll discuss later. I was thinking about it while I was cranking

LOL, they had time to have a serious think about something while they were cranking their engine waiting for it to start :-)

Small price to pay for an otherwise awesome system though. I found the same thing, slow starts in COP mode.

Fred.

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Thu Mar 27, 2008 7:59 pm
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anon wrote:
its totally poked
im a soldering master tho
im so confused!
[angry]
but you are right
there must be a bridge somewhere

Made me laugh :-)

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Mon Apr 21, 2008 9:10 am
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(8:14:45 PM) AudimanAnon: i probably wont drive it too much actually
(8:14:51 PM) AudimanAnon: summer only
(8:14:55 PM) AudimanAnon: and not in the rain
(8:14:56 PM) AudimanAnon: lol
(8:18:25 PM) Bradley: lol
(8:18:33 PM) Bradley: Any other mandates? lol
(8:19:09 PM) AudimanAnon: yeah no more indash fires and catasrophic fuel issues
(8:19:23 PM) AudimanAnon: and no half assed wiring


Tue Apr 22, 2008 4:26 am
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From a discussion about the top gear episode where they drive across America, particularly, the crossing Alabama part :

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yup, if we were to drive through england with "the queen is a whore" and shit on some cars, they'd probably get pissed at us too, lol... and then we could make fun of some black english people that sound SO DAMN PROPER... TG is the BEST car show ever fuck yes


ROTFLMAO

I've gotta say though, you can punch a proper englishman in the face and he will smile and thank you... It's shocking (ok, exaggeration, but close!)

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Fri Apr 25, 2008 9:46 am
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About VEMS :
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Very Expensive MegaSquirt
Very good acronym, and quite fitting :-)

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Fri Apr 25, 2008 11:20 am
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About VEMS :
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Very Expensive MegaSquirt
Very good acronym, and quite fitting :-)


LOL :mrgreen:

I do wish that thing wasn't such a flop...


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It's not really a flop, they have 100's of cars running, mostly in europe. AFAIK, they didn't try to publicise the site like I have, just started doing their thing. It's also priced wrong compared with it's image. I.E. it has a DIY cheap image, but is priced half way to the expensive commercial stuff. I think that cuts it out of both markets to some extent. MS has a name around the place now, so they can start with the factory high price stuff and will likely do well. Good on them.

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"I just love to hit 55l per 100kph and hold it for as long as possible"

this dude drives an Audi RS4...

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