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Re: EMS quote of the day competition

Posted: Mon Dec 16, 2013 11:08 pm
by Fred
"Just a quick update: my ECU now has fuel pump relay control and this makes it a true standalone"

:-)

Re: EMS quote of the day competition

Posted: Fri Dec 20, 2013 12:52 am
by ToxicGumbo
"On the 12th day of NZ my true love gave to me, 12 little ducklings, 11 types of insects, 10 degrees timing, 9 lives for living, 8 itchy eye balls, 7 holes in dad's leg, 6 minutes sufferring , 5 minutes driving, 4 pieces of fresh snapper , 3 to share the house with, 2 gigs data cap, and a hotel in the driveway."



-Jeff

Re: EMS quote of the day competition

Posted: Tue Jan 07, 2014 9:57 pm
by Fred
[03:40] <AiToR51> haha, diesel is for trucks, tractors and heaters :P

And Ibizas and Volvo wagons! :-)

Re: EMS quote of the day competition

Posted: Wed Jan 29, 2014 2:26 am
by Fred
anon, 2014 "if it’s not sequential, it’s junk"

Ignorance is bliss :-) This is right up there with "sequential makes no difference", and equally untrue.

Re: EMS quote of the day competition

Posted: Fri Feb 07, 2014 8:49 pm
by Fred
I'm all for any other ECU other than megasquirt, just because megasquirt source code is **** and makes me angry

seriously, reading that code is like jerking off via a beehive full of bees.
:-)

Re: EMS quote of the day competition

Posted: Mon Mar 03, 2014 11:36 pm
by Fred
(06:21:59) TekniQue: 16:11:24 < masterkorp> or just buy a stainless steel wire, and use the c25/75 mix i have
(06:22:06) TekniQue: flux core for the win
(06:22:06) ***TekniQue runs
(06:22:57) TekniQue is now known as fred_cooke
(06:23:00) masterkorp: flux core is decent for a month
(06:23:02) fred_cooke: I second that, flux core is the best
(06:23:06) fred_cooke is now known as TekniQue

ROFLed at this this morning! :-)

Re: EMS quote of the day competition

Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2014 9:24 pm
by Fred
(11:27:10) ***Fred doesn't understand socks
(11:27:52) Matthijs309: you need to chew them first
(11:27:59) Matthijs309: to get them flexible again
(11:28:33) Matthijs309: then you roll them up and put them in front of your penis

Dutch humour that I don't understand? :-/ lol < but not in the normal way.

Re: EMS quote of the day competition

Posted: Thu May 22, 2014 9:36 am
by Fred
Rotaries are like women.

Gotta warm up before you thrash them, otherwise they scream for a bit then break down.
ROFL.

Re: EMS quote of the day competition

Posted: Sun Jun 01, 2014 10:36 pm
by Fred
hentai wrote:You know I figured that the intake piping pre turbo [he meant throttle] would fill up with pressure before the intake manifold does
I was right, interesting to see the difference at part throttle
Still being in vacuum in the intake manifold while makin boost in the intake piping.

eg 80 KPA MAP, 130 KPA pre throttle body
ROFL, hentai discovers the purpose of a throttle plate! :-D

Re: EMS quote of the day competition

Posted: Mon Jun 02, 2014 2:48 am
by Peter
If it isn't broken, it doesn't have enough features.