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QFP80 - Contributor
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Out from under a bonnet: "was booked for just a tune."
"Just a tune" *rolls eyes*

This is a bit of a joke between a few of us using a local's dyno. It's very rarely "just a tune"...

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Thu Aug 15, 2013 10:17 am
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LOL :-p

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Thu Aug 15, 2013 3:15 pm
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"It said you commented on a post about pies, that got me intrigued as I like pies."

ROFL.

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Wed Aug 28, 2013 8:21 pm
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Gold: "Move the ground over to the CAST IRON and off the aluminum and see if the problem goes away! Before I hear it I already know that aluminum is a conductor, but not as good as cast iron!"

Aluminium is a vastly better conductor than cast iron, you moron.

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LOL


Thu Sep 05, 2013 7:09 am
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(00:55:20) Sean0: need to revalve these shocks so we can hit 2' bumps at 60+ mph without spilling your wine

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Sat Oct 12, 2013 11:51 pm
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DeuceEFI: I've been making small mods to my JimStim to test the 4 injector outputs so that output1 and output2 aren't tied together on the JimStim board anymore (nothing a small drill bit couldn't fix, lol)

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(09:38:20) AiToR51: I searched straya in google images and seems a good place: drinks, cars, women..

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Wed Oct 23, 2013 8:55 am
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"You're obviously not running Windows in your engine. If you were, it wouldn't be able to reboot in 11 feet at 60 miles an hour." - Expert witness Michael Barr on Toyota's ECUs

https://www.dropbox.com/s/wnzqidngrtj8y ... DACTED.pdf

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Wed Oct 30, 2013 5:35 am
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For reference, there is a thread here, by Keith about this quote: viewtopic.php?f=16&t=2331

My effort: less wtf, more lol:

Matthijs309: http://i.imgur.com/y2FZR27.gif
AiToR51: somebody should develop an app for google glasses in order to do that in RT so you don't need to drink alcohol to see ugly women pretty

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