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Re: EMS quote of the day competition
Posted: Thu May 09, 2013 7:29 am
by Fred
(01:06:20) johntrampie: hi james_nz
(01:07:24) james_nz: howdy
(01:08:41) ***johntrampie is also nz
(01:09:27) james_nz: Ah, very good
(01:09:33) james_nz: from the big smoke?
(01:09:58) johntrampie: only when the buildings are collapsing
(01:11:07) james_nz: Hah, a Cantabrian then?
(01:11:41) johntrampie: yeah
LOL
Re: EMS quote of the day competition
Posted: Fri May 17, 2013 6:21 pm
by Fred
(19:18:59) hena: I love Dick
Re: EMS quote of the day competition
Posted: Thu May 23, 2013 8:21 pm
by Fred
ToxicGumbo: I think a lesbian punched me in the kidney later that night. Still not sure why (seriously...I'm actually a pretty decent guy).
malcom2073: If i wasnt such a cheapskate i wouldve gone the ms route
TekniQue: as soon as I sober up, I'm going out to map an ~800hp formula offroad buggy
Enjoy! :-p
Re: EMS quote of the day competition
Posted: Wed May 29, 2013 5:22 pm
by johu
The 15 MHz micro-controller can analyze up to 15,000,000 critical instructions per second! That's over three times faster than comparable ignitions. Every spark is packed with 135 millijoules of spark energy and 535 V of power.
Critical instructions per second! Hertz is so yesterday, today it's called critical instructions per second! (with exclamation mark!) Yeah! FreeEMS does 40000000 and 80000000 critical instructions per second! It's like over 24 times better than comparable systems!
http://www.summitracing.com/parts/msd-7520
http://www.summitracing.com/parts/msd-6520
http://www.summitracing.com/parts/FreeEMS :)
P.S. ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
Re: EMS quote of the day competition
Posted: Wed May 29, 2013 5:44 pm
by Fred
ROFL, I quite like "535 V of power" too! :-)
Re: EMS quote of the day competition
Posted: Thu Jun 06, 2013 11:11 am
by Fred
(09:06:36) gufi: i can tolerate water a lot better since i quit smoking though
!! LOL :-)
Re: EMS quote of the day competition
Posted: Mon Jun 24, 2013 5:35 am
by Fred
"Fred, ucuntu is now part of my vocabulary thanks to you."
Excellent! :-)
Re: EMS quote of the day competition
Posted: Fri Jun 28, 2013 1:30 pm
by Fred
"Prettifying obfuscated code is like putting lipstick on a pig" :-)
"If you had, you'd have seen that the release plugin uses a svn copy to create the tag. A tag, in this instance is a lebel, or sym link for a revision." Idiot.
Different authors! :-p
Re: EMS quote of the day competition
Posted: Thu Aug 01, 2013 10:16 am
by Fred
Ned: "so that's somewhat null and void (but valid)"
Me, weeks ago: "Anyone that thinks that's a good idea has a screw firmly loose."
Re: EMS quote of the day competition
Posted: Wed Aug 14, 2013 11:11 pm
by Fred
"Fred, I think you should google the difference between a Camaro and a Nova"
Woops.