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(01:06:20) johntrampie: hi james_nz
(01:07:24) james_nz: howdy
(01:08:41) ***johntrampie is also nz
(01:09:27) james_nz: Ah, very good
(01:09:33) james_nz: from the big smoke?
(01:09:58) johntrampie: only when the buildings are collapsing
(01:11:07) james_nz: Hah, a Cantabrian then?
(01:11:41) johntrampie: yeah

LOL

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Thu May 09, 2013 7:29 am
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(19:18:59) hena: I love Dick

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Fri May 17, 2013 6:21 pm
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ToxicGumbo: I think a lesbian punched me in the kidney later that night. Still not sure why (seriously...I'm actually a pretty decent guy).

malcom2073: If i wasnt such a cheapskate i wouldve gone the ms route

TekniQue: as soon as I sober up, I'm going out to map an ~800hp formula offroad buggy

Enjoy! :-p

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Thu May 23, 2013 8:21 pm
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The 15 MHz micro-controller can analyze up to 15,000,000 critical instructions per second! That's over three times faster than comparable ignitions. Every spark is packed with 135 millijoules of spark energy and 535 V of power.


Critical instructions per second! Hertz is so yesterday, today it's called critical instructions per second! (with exclamation mark!) Yeah! FreeEMS does 40000000 and 80000000 critical instructions per second! It's like over 24 times better than comparable systems!

http://www.summitracing.com/parts/msd-7520
http://www.summitracing.com/parts/msd-6520
http://www.summitracing.com/parts/FreeEMS :)

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Wed May 29, 2013 5:22 pm
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ROFL, I quite like "535 V of power" too! :-)

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Wed May 29, 2013 5:44 pm
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(09:06:36) gufi: i can tolerate water a lot better since i quit smoking though

!! LOL :-)

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Thu Jun 06, 2013 11:11 am
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"Fred, ucuntu is now part of my vocabulary thanks to you."

Excellent! :-)

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Mon Jun 24, 2013 5:35 am
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"Prettifying obfuscated code is like putting lipstick on a pig" :-)

"If you had, you'd have seen that the release plugin uses a svn copy to create the tag. A tag, in this instance is a lebel, or sym link for a revision." Idiot.

Different authors! :-p

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Ned: "so that's somewhat null and void (but valid)"

Me, weeks ago: "Anyone that thinks that's a good idea has a screw firmly loose."

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"Fred, I think you should google the difference between a Camaro and a Nova"

Woops.

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