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Anon -
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keep tugging yourself and believing that you have a woman that isnt a sheep.

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Thu Feb 14, 2008 1:43 pm
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Tribute quotes of a legend ;-)
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Stickers can sometimes compensate for a shortage of ummm manhood.

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Check with Little Billy for guidance.

There will be more. They will come with time.

Fred.

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Thu Feb 14, 2008 2:04 pm
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He seemed to say this an awful lot...

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...and it was always in yellow?

i wish i had cached some of those :-(

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Fri Feb 15, 2008 10:33 am
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Robert 89 PGT wrote:
y would u want 16 psi of air in the passenger compartment for that matter??

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I'm happy with 14.7 but 16 won't cause death.

lol, classic.
Dyoel182 wrote:
Is that some kind of topical creme?

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rub it on your Poway if there's irritation in that area!!

(about the name of a town/state called Olathe)

all SC till i interject again
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Name-calling is the last resort of the intellectually bankrupt.

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rationally challenged, hormonally overendowed

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PS in a battle of wits, you'd be unarmed and defenseless.

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Your mother would be so proud!

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I'm certain your driving skills are on par with your mechanical and linguistic skills. 60 ft times? IQ? Bicep? All the same answer?

and the response to that one the poor boy said (edited by mods) :
Robert 89 wrote:
you [fizzle]ing [mangina] ass mother[fizzle]er.. how can u bring someones mother into a conversation?? easy.. ur a [mangina].. and ur mother deserves 2 be [~ Uncalled for ~]

which was saved for us in a quote as :
Robert 89 wrote:
you [fizzle]ing [mangina] ass mother[fizzle]er.. how can u bring someones mother into a conversation?? easy.. ur a [mangina].. and ur mother deserves 2 be pissed on.. right in her mouth.. like she always gets it.. and a little in her eye so she wont have 2 see wat a disgraceful son she has come 2 raise..

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Maybe I should have said something like, "ull probably run away and suck on mommys teetee", right?

which is what the guy had previously said just before saying "no need to bring my mummy into this" etc. lol

some people get far too angry far too easily. unfortunately it's not isolated to 17yr olds on mx6.com :-(
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Log manifolds are equal length

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Horsefluff!

classic SC response.

Thats enough for now,

Fred.

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Fri Feb 15, 2008 11:12 am
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Merkatroid wrote:
I just stumbled onto this thread and was pumped to see that it was almost a year old( so maybe this stuff may be coming out soon) It would fit my current build perfectly.


I sincerely hope he is right!

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STW :
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You don't buy a big boring car, you lease it

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Flacid :
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I once told a girlfriend on a scale of 1 to 8 she was an eight, and she got mad at me
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she wanted to be a ten
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Of course, I wouldn't give up on it. Then I told her on a scale of one to one she was a one.
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And I wonder why I'm single.

Classic stuff! Only a woman could misinterpret that soooo badly.

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Firstly, Flacid :
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I once held my sister's hands behind her back and had her type with her nose.

Also,

My girl, to me, earlier :
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...it makes me hot just looking at you
<sly grin back at her>
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not like that!!

Which was actually preceded with :
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How can you be in here in that jumper?

...trust me to take it that way... :-)

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Well, you may not have liked the others, but this morning I was presented with some gold :

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if you had a a/f ratio of 14.7:1 , I know the 14 is 14 lbs of air , and 1lb of fuel , what is the 7?

How's that??? :-)

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"Its mine and ill wash it as hard and as fast as i like!"


"owner operator"


"zip ties are usefull, buts its wrong to base your entire matainance system on the strength of zip ties."



i have to work with this guy >
"Q: how old are you? A: I own 4 houses."

perfect candidate to send to any auto part supplier to ask for a long wait.


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