EMS quote of the day competition

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<hentaixp> but my bottom end doesn't feel good
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asx wrote:<hentaixp> but my bottom end doesn't feel good
That's what you get when you sleep around with pillows!
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[20:37] <FreeAir> cover that hole
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(22:46:44) ToxicGumbo: DOH! No forums!!!

Sorry!!! (it was actually worse, no sites at all, 51 of them down for 1 - 10 minutes, fail.

But also, this gem, today:

"when i feel something vibrating down there, i know it's my wife"

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(00:48:36) hentaixp: I hate unix
(00:48:44) johntramp: yes but you love pillows
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(01:37:30) hentaixp: anyone have a compressor map of a 15t turbo
(01:38:51) DerpCore: it looks like this ====> .
(01:39:02) DerpCore: *actual size*
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(22:45:21) Peter: People are strange, not once since I've been here has my roommate put a new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser, but she always turns it around if I put it on so that it unrolls in the incorrect direction.
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Joe Perez, 15 March 2013 "Modular high-level code is easy to create and a nightmare to debug."

Cross posting this to daily WTF too...
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"small but perfectly formed, just how i like titties"

Someone's description of the first gen BrickRPM board! :-)

Should be more quotes here, there have been some epic ones recently.
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Not one c*nt on there's got an IQ bigger than their shoe size.
ROFL, you'll never guess to which forum this person is referring.
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