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http://www.msextra.com/forums/viewtopic ... 25&t=47135
http://cygwin.com/ml/binutils/2012-11/msg00215.html

I think these two things, together, speak for themselves. More brilliance from our friends on the other side of the Berlin wall LOL. Cached for reference. Trust no one, least of all those cowboys.
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[09:06] == MerpCore is away: CONNECTION RESET BY BEER!

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"I have no interest in horny 6 year olds"

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Hentai wrote:Fred you might as well put this in the list of daily drivers, the MS2 unit isn't going back into it.

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Anon, in NZ, on skype, 10:42am "that's been the way it's been with all girls, if you can make them laugh, you can make them moan, i suppose"
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Someone said this about MS3-Pro:
addressing the shortcomings that separated it from the rest of the high end engine controllers
Someone else who read that said this:
If anyone else said that, I'd burst out laughing and say, "Good one!"
But he's being serious
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mk e wrote:.....pulling the pull start is not making me happy.
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(23:24:10) MerpCore: roads here are awful for biking as well
(23:24:42) MerpCore: coupled with lunatics with more kinetic energy than brains... its not a good mix

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Anon1: "it took many decades of pounding my head against a sharp rusty spike"
Anon2: "My foot just plugged into a tc4427 in a dip package, and I blame you for it being here."
Anon3: "You could solder your way out of a paper bag"

There was another recently which I enjoyed, but can't remember at this moment.
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(22:31:17) hentaixp: TekniQue, what o2 sensors do you use?
(22:34:54) TekniQue: hentaixp: I use canary birds to detect the lack of O2
(22:35:13) hentaixp: that seems like you would end up losing a bit of them quickly
(22:35:18) TekniQue: if the bird passes out, I know there's a lack of O2 in the air
(22:35:20) hentaixp: do you also have a bird farm?
(22:35:23) hentaixp: hahaha
(22:35:29) hentaixp: hahahaha TekniQue
(22:35:49) TekniQue: but when I run out of birds, it's usually Bosch LSU4
(22:35:57) TekniQue: with PLX or Innovate controllers
(22:36:22) hentaixp: ok
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