EMS quote of the day competition

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Re: EMS quote of the day competition

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seank-efi: anyone have a drawing of a penis? A guy just called me asking for a favor in regards to some cisco 7960 phone firmware upgrades. Seems he forgot he cut me out of a deal, I think a reminder is in order.

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Anon: Was helping a friend clean up before she moved out. She was staying at an ex girlfriend's.
Anon: I reached under the bed because I saw some clothes and ended up pulling out a tampon
Anon: Bleh
Anon: Didn't mind so much because I missed that girl a lot, but yuck
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(01:38:08) LibreEMS: http://sphotos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-a ... 5121_n.jpg
(01:38:24) LibreEMS: http://sphotos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-a ... 2731_n.jpg
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(01:39:18) TekniQue: did she confuse her lip gloss with a tube of superglue?
(01:39:26) TekniQue: I hope it's not permanently stuck like that
(01:39:50) hentaixp: haha
(01:39:59) malcom2073: I kinda hope it is
(01:40:02) malcom2073: it's funnier that way
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(06:20:28) ToxicGumbo: My apartment smells strongly of gasoline/petrol.

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(01:10:15) masterkorp: Recommendations for RPM Input?
(01:11:10) malcom2073: I recommend you use your engine.
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Rofl ^
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(15:53:55) malcom2073: Man, dual layer dvds are freaking expensive
(15:54:10) seank-efi: cost ?
(15:54:18) malcom2073: between 50c and $1.00 each

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17:17 < hentaixp> well something cause injectors 1 and 3 to stay on
17:17 < masterkorp> i bet it was electricity
17:17 < masterkorp> goddam electricity
17:19 * hentaixp hugs his pillow
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Fred wrote:(15:53:55) malcom2073: Man, dual layer dvds are freaking expensive
(15:54:10) seank-efi: cost ?
(15:54:18) malcom2073: between 50c and $1.00 each

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In my defense... when you need 200 of them, $1 each adds up fast.
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malcom2073 wrote:In my defense... when you need 200 of them, $1 each adds up fast.
malcom2073 wrote:In my defense... when you need 200 of them, you buy a 1TB HDD instead.
Fixed :-p
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