EMS quote of the day competition

[shameem]

I'd rather mine was dragging me by my nuts

Why do you think tarzan yells -
http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/8286/tarzanaq9.jpg

[Fred]

The GF and I found your image most amusing, unfortunately my voice just went up several octaves in the aftermath ;-)

[jharvey]

Hey I thought this was a DIY forum, what's up with getting assistance from the GF?

No don't answer that.

[Fred]

Forced expatriation would be the solution, for every Polish worker accepted here, they should have to accept one Chav, and house them in a Murmansk skyrise flat.

For those unfamiliar with Great Britain, there are (at least perceived to be) a lot of polish immigrants here working and "stealing jobs" etc. Chavs are hoody wearing 16 yearold girls and boys pushing a pram with a todler in it that they had purely to score a free house and income from the government. Death (or export to poland) for all chavs I say :-) Each one gone will raise the average IQ of the country significantly.

Anyway, I LOLed at that :-)

[Fred]

B & G may have started MS but they sure as hell didn't finish it.

ROFL

Did he mean the fact that the software you are using is largely by someone else? Or that the tweaks to the various boards are by someone else? Or that it's still not finished? Or all three? :-)

[Fred]

Another satisfied customer :

(07:50:15 PM) Brandon : wtf i thought there was a way to view battv in mlv
(07:50:34 PM) Fred: there is... if you turn it on....
(07:50:39 PM) Fred: you need to enable it in the ini
(07:50:42 PM) Fred: good luck LOL
(07:50:45 PM) Brandon : damnit
(07:51:32 PM) Fred: f*ck MS ??
(07:51:45 PM) Fred: wait till you see the datalog format we do!
(07:51:51 PM) Fred: you'll f*cking love it
(07:52:11 PM) Brandon : of course, with as many noise problems as they have, battv isnt something they normally would want to look at??!
(07:52:22 PM) Brandon : i cant wait man
(07:53:03 PM) Fred: LOLOLOL
(07:53:08 PM) Fred: nice quote of the day

Correct me if I'm wrong about the battv thing. I'm pretty sure it wasn't obvious when I went looking for it in mine either?

Fred.

[Fred]

When discussing bad wiring on older cars:

"That's how we found Dan's problem, we put megasquirt in."

From a couple of smart guys near San Diego, California...

IE, it's horribly touchy to any noise due to the shitty ground and power designs.

Fred.

[Fred]

This isn't at all EMS related, except that it came from the lips/keyboard of a fellow DIYEFI member who shall remain nameless. I'm sure some of you could guess who it was, though.

"Poles are mean. Actually, I dated a girl who was half pole half german

fucking best ass ever in the history of mankind

Oddly, you could easily carpet a basketball court with her pubes. But not bad, overall"

LOL, the things some people say. Talk about out of left field.

[Fred]

While discussing the Toyota Cynos...

"but.... EV's are gay too
so its the perfect car"

It amused me :-)

[Fred]

I never said a carb was as efficient as efi. I just said they can produce as much power.

LOL, Awesome! :-)