EMS quote of the day competition

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(01:06:20) johntrampie: hi james_nz
(01:07:24) james_nz: howdy
(01:08:41) ***johntrampie is also nz
(01:09:27) james_nz: Ah, very good
(01:09:33) james_nz: from the big smoke?
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(01:11:07) james_nz: Hah, a Cantabrian then?
(01:11:41) johntrampie: yeah

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(19:18:59) hena: I love Dick
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ToxicGumbo: I think a lesbian punched me in the kidney later that night. Still not sure why (seriously...I'm actually a pretty decent guy).

malcom2073: If i wasnt such a cheapskate i wouldve gone the ms route

TekniQue: as soon as I sober up, I'm going out to map an ~800hp formula offroad buggy

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The 15 MHz micro-controller can analyze up to 15,000,000 critical instructions per second! That's over three times faster than comparable ignitions. Every spark is packed with 135 millijoules of spark energy and 535 V of power.
Critical instructions per second! Hertz is so yesterday, today it's called critical instructions per second! (with exclamation mark!) Yeah! FreeEMS does 40000000 and 80000000 critical instructions per second! It's like over 24 times better than comparable systems!

http://www.summitracing.com/parts/msd-7520
http://www.summitracing.com/parts/msd-6520
http://www.summitracing.com/parts/FreeEMS :)

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ROFL, I quite like "535 V of power" too! :-)
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(09:06:36) gufi: i can tolerate water a lot better since i quit smoking though

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"Fred, ucuntu is now part of my vocabulary thanks to you."

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"Prettifying obfuscated code is like putting lipstick on a pig" :-)

"If you had, you'd have seen that the release plugin uses a svn copy to create the tag. A tag, in this instance is a lebel, or sym link for a revision." Idiot.

Different authors! :-p
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Ned: "so that's somewhat null and void (but valid)"

Me, weeks ago: "Anyone that thinks that's a good idea has a screw firmly loose."
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"Fred, I think you should google the difference between a Camaro and a Nova"

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